Egg-EaterTimmy was an average boy. His grades were A's and B's and he lived in a nice home with his family, who loved him and each other very much. They attended Worship every Thursday, like any other average family, and remembered their manners when speaking to anyone. Everyone loved them and they loved everyone else.But not the egg-eaters. No one liked the egg-eaters, they were looked down upon by all of the average people in the town. The strange thing was, no one has ever known an egg-eater to say why they are so hated. If anyone was an egg-eater, they couldn't be spotted in a crowd of the average townspeople.Yet still all the normal adults of the town tell their children to never, ever eat eggs. They are unhealthy, unholy and corrupt your mind! How could you even think about eating an unborn baby? An unborn chicken baby, no less? Chickens are disgusting, vile creatures anyhow! But don't you worry, dear, cooking them burns out all of the filth, so they are fine to eat...Tim
Viva La VidaTo take care of those weak and abused,I usedMy mighty army to kick down the foolto ruleThe kingdom myself. Before me unfurledthe world!